February 13, 2008

To my co-workers

Good morning,

I am sorry to tell you this, but if you keep your large strawberry, two blueberries, and a raspberry in a two cup container in the fridge in the kitchen, your fruit met an unfortunate demise moments ago. When the door to the fridge was opened, your fruit took a flying leap from it's shelf and met the floor with a juicy splash. All are currently located in the trash can in the kitchen, I will be happy to compensate you with a banana or a plum from my own fridge tomorrow, or some fat free vanilla yogurt today.

I am deeply sorry for your loss.

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